Spoof news snippets from Saturday 14 June 2008
Petrol Crisis: Latest
Petrol stations worldwide, will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time as you do.
New Tribe discovered In Newcastle Wastelands!
A tribe of recently undiscovered people has been discovered in the wastelands of Newcastle Upon Tyne. The tribe, discovered by brave road sweepers who were sent to attempt to cleanse the vicinity, is believed to have been wiped out!