Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 11 June 2008
James Bond goes to Hospital
Actor David Craig who plays British Secret Agent, James Bond has been seriously injured while filming the latest movie. He was admitted to hospital today but was discharged later. The name of the latest movie is...CUTFINGER.
Bing Crosby was a Woman!
Bings Crosby's family claim he was really a woman called Veronica. Bongo, Congo and Mongo Crosby, Bings Hawaiian grandsons, claims that it was a well kept family secret. Now that the truth is out, Veronica can rest in peace" said Bongo. "God bless Auntie Veronica" said Wongo.
Giant Tortoise Charged with Mass Murder!
A giant tortoise in Bulgaria is to be tried for murder following the discovery of 11 bodies at its apartment. The dismembered corpses were said to be of young men. A neighbour said: "He was a very friendly tortoise, this is a real surprise".