Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 10 June 2008
Bears in Yellowstone Park Threaten Strike Action.
Bears in Yellowstone Park are to strike over new rules regarding longer working hours. A spokesman said "the bears feel that they deserve a better deal, shorter hours is the first point we would like to discuss."
Seven Dwarfs complain over Type-Casting
The Seven Dwarfs are to complain to the screen actors guild as they are unable to find alternative parts. Doc said: "It's so frustrating, nobody's interested. We have been type cast as seven dwarfs but we are serious actors who have so much more to give."
Oil Executive Dies, Goes to Hell
Howie Cheatham, CEO of Assrape Oil Corporation, suffered a massive heart attack and died on Monday. He then went straight to hell, where he is burning for all eternity.