Spoof news snippets from Saturday 5 July 2008
Bush Denounces Zimbabwe Election
President Bush calls the election results for Mugabe a "fraud". Bush advisors are suggesting he not make any additional public statements about the election, reminding the president how "close to home" this hits.
Pregnant Man's child is to follow suit
The world's first 'Pregnant man', Thomas Beattie, has given birth to a baby girl. "I hope she follows my footsteps and has her breasts removed and makes love to a test tube." he said.
Hostages speak out
Freed Columbia hostages revealed today, the hardest thing about being held hostage, was not having tacos or being able to watch Ugly Betty.