Spoof news snippets from Friday 25 July 2008
Mr Arthur Penis announced today that he has changed his name to end the years of torment and misery it has bought him. He will henceforth be known as 'Justin Side'.
Cruella Deville Caught
Police caught Ms Cruella Deville today in Shrewsbury town centre. They got a lead as one of her many dogs was spotted on CCTV watering one of the towns hanging baskets which have been entered in the 'Britain in Bloom' contest.