Spoof news snippets from Saturday 19 July 2008
In Las Vegas today, the body of a junkie who was found dead in an alley, with sh*t in his veins? Apparently he'd been shooting craps.
Today Chernobyl, the town in te Ukraine that had a meltdown at is Nuclear Power Station performed it's first wedding ceremony in 20 years. The ceremony was beautiful -she was absolutely radiant, he was glowing too. Even the bridesmaids shone.
Pit Bull(sh*t) Horror
UK consumers were today literally 'up in arms' as a leading anti-perspirant manufacturer inadvertently added starch to one of their under-arm products.