Spoof news snippets from Friday 18 July 2008
Dick cheney shoots hunting partner!
Oh wait... that's not a spoof.... it really has happened... Sorry
Calling all anorexic girls! If you are beyond skeletal, have a personality similar to a doorknob, and have the brains of the nearest horse fly, than this is the experience for you! Check auditions with the Naughty Bunnies in a town near you-and remember, no fat Baltimore chicks please!
Competitors Kick Off in Health and Safety Row
This year's annual 'one-legged-man arse kicking competition' has been cancelled following concerns from local health and safety officials. Participants are said to be hopping mad at the decision.
In an exclusive interview, Obama Barak was asked what kind of shorts he wears, he answered sometimes briefs and sometimes shorts. The same question was put to John McCain to which his reply was "Depends."