Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 16 July 2008
Summer down to 3 days
Here in the UK, calendars tell us that the first day of Summer is June 20th. June 21st is traditionally midsummer's day, so that means the last day of summer is June 23rd. That's it!
Territorial Army Uniform Crisis
Following todays 'turn up to your day job in uniform' stunt, part-time soldiers have been ordered to turn up on parade wearing their day job clothes. Much interest will be generated by stippers, pole dancers and lifeguards.