Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 9 January 2008
Microsoft Launch new operating system for student PCs: Windows Vesta tipped for success
Microsoft has unveiled its new operating system, designed with university students in mind. It arrives as a powder and is reconstituted with water, comes in three flavours and will not function correctly inside a PC.
18-24 year olds most at risk from Cheryl Tweedy
A report shows that many 18-24 year olds are unaware of the risks of Cheryl Tweedy. A large proportion of those questioned said they never took proper precautions to prevent the risk of Cheryl Tweedy. Many would even be unaware if they had been in contact with Cheryl Tweedy.