Spoof news snippets from Thursday 3 January 2008
'Wat's hapnin' man' says McDonalds's voice
The orginal voice of newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald has been refused political asylum in Britain and will be deported to Kingstown, Jamaica.
Fleetwood Mac Shock at Hollywood Bash
Diners at an exclusive $1,000 a plate charity dinner were disgusted when the ice sculpture was revealed to be a three foot model of Stevie Nicks's vagina complete with an ice cream 'clitoris.'
Gypsies in Vic Dib's Knicks
Vicar of Dibley star Dawn French is attempting to evict a family of gipsies who moved into her knickers when she hung them out to dry over Christmas. A donkey stabled in her gusset will be allowed to stay
Titterless comic wins sit-com role
Failed comedian Lenny Henry is to star in a remake of race comedy 'Love Thy Neighbour.' Rusty Lee is slated to play his heavyweight wife.
'Knob' comes first
The Jockey Club is to launch an inquiry after a horse called 'My Old Hairy Knob' won yesterdays 3.30 at Kempton Park.
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Mr T's name is in fact Herb.