Spoof news snippets from Saturday 26 January 2008
Spoof writers to strike
Writers for TheSpoof.com announced they will not write any more snippets until they get points for them. I would write more but I have already said too much.
Aussie Wicketkeeper Adam Gilchrist Retires
"Don't piss me off mate," was Gilchrist's angered response when asked whether his retirement from Test cricket had anything to do with Heath Ledger and Mary-Kate Olsen. He was, however, conspicuously mum when asked whether there was a connection to that froggy rogue, Jerome Kerviel.
Bill Distancing Himself from Hillary's Campaign
In an effort to let Hillary be the campaign focus and not him, Bill Clinton said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Hillary Rodham..."