Spoof news snippets from Monday 21 January 2008
Sugar "like crack to ants"
Scientific research has concluded that ants, once thought to be dilligent workers, lay around all day eating sugar "like they is suckin' on the pipe." Ants resort to stealing from beehives to fund their addiction, said Professor Dusty Folds of Harvard.
Snow "no good for bricks"
An exhaustive study has revealed, despite previous thinking, that snow is of little use in the manufacture of bricks. The report suggests that saliva or, possibly cream, might produce better results.