Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 16 January 2008
Gordon Brown: In or Out of the Closet?
Mr. Brown insisted Sir Trevor interview him, rather than ITV 'hottie' Julie Etchingham. A spokesman said, "There was no affront in Miss Etchingham." "I guess that was the crotch…er crux of the problem," said an anonymous stiffer…er staffer.
Mike Huckabee Wins Key Endorsement Days ahead of South Carolina Primary
The Ooo eee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang Church, in Cow Head Landing, South Carolina said of Mike Huckabee, "He's the only one who will get the 'witch doctors' out of Washington."
Mafia involvement in NASCAR feared
Mob influence suspected when Sicilian driver Barfino Vomitelli wins championship in a Geo Metro after all other competitors turn up at bottom of East River.
TV Crew Puts Spotlight on Reclusive Minister
Cameras are to be allowed into British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's sea-cave for the first time in a documentary about her lifestyle as a hermit.
Former Mac Star Patents Privates
Ex Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks is attempting to trademark the unusual shape of her vagina after it was immortalised in an ice sculpture at a Hollywood party.
The Last Secret Diana Told Paul Burrell
"Go to Harrods' Toy Kingdom and get me DORA, Let's Get Ready Vanity."
Didier Deschamps' Comment to Newcastle
"Les rosbifs 'poofters' peut embrasser mon âne."