Spoof news snippets from Monday 14 January 2008
It's Official: Terrel Owens of the Dallas Cowboys is Running for President
Taking the advice of a Clinton staffer, Owens started to cry after the loss to the NY Giants. Hours later he announced he was running for President.
British PM Gordon Brown backs removal of body parts without consent
Leading by example, Brown presented to media both hands of minister Peter Hain which he had removed an hour ago,without consent, for being unable to declare political donations of £103,000, with consent.