Spoof news snippets from Friday 11 January 2008
Middle Eastern Man receives Sign from God
Abdul G. of Teheran recently had to buy a new electric can opener because his old one broke. He stated "this surely is a sign from God of something" as he enjoyed a tuna fish sandwich.
Michael Vick implicated in Prison Roach Fighting Ring
The one they call "Little Spitfire" did pretty well.
Terrorists vow to Violently Murder those who say they are Violent Murderers
Father and Son picnic scheduled for March 19th.
President Bush Leaves "Out of Office Assistant" on; Country comes to standstill
President Bush accidentally left his email "out of office assistant" on for three days, leading to a huge slow down in most government business. Very few seemed to notice.