Spoof news snippets from Thursday 7 February 2008
Recent Waterboarding Score
CIA 3 vs Ted Kennedy 1
Bush Diagnosis Changed
Doctors have changed President Bush's recent diagnosis of 'Irritable Bowel Syndrome'. The now say Bush does hot have IBS, but in fact IS the Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Coroner: Ledger Took Enough Prescription Meds to Kill a Fat Man
New York - A medical examiner's report concludes that actor Heath Ledger died from a potent mix of medication that "would kill the likes of John Belushi, Chris Farley and Rush Limbaugh together".
The Ledger on Ledger
The NYC medical examiner has released the generic names of what killed Heath Ledger as: diazepam, temazepam, hydrocodone, alprazolam, doxylamine, marzipan, tim tam, oxycodone, bobsyruncle and saynomore. There was no evidence of spanking the monkey.