Spoof news snippets from Monday 4 February 2008
Derek Conway Joins protest Group
Disgraced Tory MP, Derek Conway has joined protest group 'Fathers 4 Justice' today. His first stunt will be to climb an electricity pylon dressed as 14th Century pin-up Lady Godiva. He still maintains "I've done nothing wrong"
Did Mary-Kate Olsen pay for Heath Ledger?
Blockbuster, in a statement, said the late rental fee for the DVD Brokeback Mountain has been settled, but refused to say by whom.
Bill Clinton Gets His Rocks Off
In an angry fit, Bill Clinton threw a glass of ice at a reporter when he overheard him say that Hillary had a lot of gravitas and it was getting bigger. He later apologized, saying he mistook what the reporter said.
Canadian PM Congratulates President of France
Stephen Harper, in his good wishes to Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Carla Bruni on their recent nuptials said, "With your different nationalities, she'll give you a ciao, while, you give her a little oui oui."