Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 26 February 2008
Queen Latifah Running for President
Queen Latifah has been reported in saying that she is running for President, "I would like to thank Clinton and Obama for paving the way. I would also like to thank Hannah Montanna for the inspiration. Now America can have an African-American Woman President"
After a very inactive twenty four hours there is, in fact, no news to report.
Daniel Radcliffe's Gay Fantasy
It has been stated by Mr. Radcliffe that he would go gay for one man and one man only.... Albert Einstein."I find intelligence sexy," he was heard saying.
It has been confirmed that Albus Dumbledore is actually alive and well. He is now performing 'miracles' as a televison evangilist.