Spoof news snippets from Monday 25 February 2008
Brother Raoul Castro Wants Fidel Off The Island ASAP!
Just "elected" 76-year old, Raoul Castro, wants his brother Fidel (81) off Cuba and moved to Vegas. Fidel wants gambling and prostitutes to restore the old hot Havana, a no-no with Raoul. Fidel now plans a "Bay of Pigs"-type invasion of his own island to deep six Raoul!
A large pharmaceutical company developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?
The FDA refused to license it. Seems it was habit-forming
Academy Awards: There Will Be Boredom
Every actor and actress in Hollywood despondent over the boring 80th Academy Awards Show accidentally overdosed on every prescription drug known to man. One aging actor was heard screaming, as he was wheeled into an LA emergency room: "No cleavage for old men."