Spoof news snippets from Sunday 24 February 2008
Tena Lady takes the piss.
Putin Channels Krushchev's Ghost
It has been revealed that Vladimir Putin, in a secretly organised seance, made contact with dead Socialist leader Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev. 'Channeling' the Soviet Socialist's spirit, Putin is now making a bid to restore Kremlin supremacy in Russia.
Former president Richard Nixon rose from the dead today to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"
Former U.S. President Richard Nixon rose from the dead today in bid to challenge likely Republican presidential nominee John McCain, claiming, "Even I could beat Obama!"
Cuba names new president: Raul Castro's mechanic's flatmate
Cuba's National Assembly today named Jose Jimenez, Fidel Castro's younger brother's mechanic's flatmate, as the country's new president.
Met Office pay talks collapse
Meteorologists have forecast lightning strikes as pay talk agreements fail.