Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 19 February 2008
Sex-Crazed U.S. High School Teachers Form Union To Educate Young Men
40 U.S. female high school teachers in their 20s have seduced male students, only to end up in prison. No male student complains. So female teachers have formed a union, declaring their right to teach actual sex and anywhere, even on their living room sofas!
Murray: Rocket feet plan
Tennis failure Andy Murray is to test a controversial pair of jet boots known as 'McBlasters' in a bid to enable him to beat a quality player
Fayed: Beam me up Scottie
Mohammed Fayed and his barrister Michael Mansfield, QC will seek a ruling on Princess Diana's death from a jury on Venus after they were laughed out of the High Court.
Obama Gains Stength By Throwing Darts at Hillary
Everywhere Obama goes, also goes a dartboard of Hillary Clinton 4 feet in diameter. Sources within the Obama camp say that their man "darts up" before any primary or debate with his rival. And, he has 3 favorite target spots on the board, but these were not revealed!