Spoof news snippets from Sunday 17 February 2008
Britney Spears Considering Name Change
Now that Britney has mastered speaking British she has revealed her impending legal given name change to Bridget. "I hope to soon begin speaking French", says Ms. Spears who added she does not expect to be criticised for speaking French.
Released on Bail
A Manchester man who used to perform autopsies was arrested for taking home 157 pounds of human body parts. Magistrates did however relase him on bail. Bail was set at an arm and a leg.