Spoof news snippets from Friday 15 February 2008
Mills leg shock
Former Beatle wife Heather Mills is to cut off her good leg with a hacksaw live on TV in an attempt to win sympathy from the British public.
End to Computer Spamming
The world's computer spammers will stop sending junk email from 12am tonight after admitting no-one was interested in their products or services.
Vacuum cleaner horror
A Droitwich man is recovering in hospital after he used a vacuum cleaner as a masturbatory device. Doctors have operated to remove a testicle which was lodged half way up the shaft of his penis.
Give non-ethnic muggers a chance pleads laughless comic
Titterless comic Lennie Henry has pleaded for 'affirmative action' to give for white muggers a chance in south London.
Canadians Pissed At Mexican Entry Into U.S. And Freebees
Ottawa has sent an official letter to President Bush asking why Mexicans freely cross the U.S./Mexican border and get everything gratis once in the U.S. "We, as fellow NAFTA partners expect similar," said Stephen Harper, Prime Minister. Bush, pondered a minute, then said, "Who is that guy?"