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Dyslexic Flasher Charged

A dyslexic man from Telford who was caught flashing at schoolgirls in the town park was has been charged with incident exposure.

written by IN SEINE, 06 December 2008
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...Simpson Sentence Latest...

Doh!

written by IN SEINE, 06 December 2008
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Ross up for British Comedy Award

TV star Jonathan Ross is up for a British Comedy Award this weekend. Someone tell me, this IS a joke?

written by IN SEINE, 06 December 2008
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Fake Orgasm Detector

Men can now detect if woman are faking it. All they need is a brain scanner available at any high street store. SO WOMEN BEWARE!

written by IN SEINE, 06 December 2008
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Mall*Wart Opens Ball*Wart Chain in Bombay

Move over Bollywood, Ball*Wart stores are set to open in early 2009, with plenty of aspartame laden products for all, including the new Preparation AH.. it cures warts anywhere, as seen on TV.

written by Aspartame Boy, 06 December 2008
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Bill Clinton to carry a E Tag

Following Hilary Clinton's appointment as Secretary of State, her husband Bill will be compelled to wear a electronic monitoring device to trace his every word and movement, lest he embarass the Prez.

written by whatinthe world, 06 December 2008
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Miley Cyrus Kidnap Ransom Farce

News that celebrity slapperette Miley Cyrus has been kidnapped elicited raucous laughter from news reporters when the ransom note was returned with the message "Keep the little bubble-headed fool."

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Hilarious Rodent Clinton

Hillary the Rodent scrambling to wipe out her mega-bucks campaign debt before becoming Secretary of Sleaze. But why? Federal ethics laws or political sensibilities have never bothered her before!

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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A Dilemma for December 15th?

As President-elect Barack O'Barmy was born in Kenya, under the jurisdiction of a foreign power, Britain, he is ineligible to serve as president of the United States. Who next ? Arnie the Terminator?

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Israel Awarded Prestigious Neo-Nazi Prize

Israel was today honoured with the BNP's Fascists First Award for the creation of their innovative apartheid-compatible Gaza Strip Concentration Camp.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Whistling past the Graveyard

Obama appoints HR 1955 bill sponsor Jane Harman as Oberstfuhrer of Homeland Insecurity's newly-formed 'Martial Law Thought Police'.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Homer Simpson Kidnap-Robbery Trial

Judge Jackie Glass described O.J. Simpson as arrogant and ignorant to which he replied with his trademark 'Duh' saying he was sorry, and confused after a belly-full of Duff.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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National Obama Day

Kenya and Indonesia jointly announced today that 20th January 2009 will be henceforth declared National Obama Day in honour of their shared famous son.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Munch n Tug Diet

Leading UK dietician says the best way to combat Xmas binge eating waist bulges and burn off excess calories is to masturbate after every meal (preferably not at the dining table)

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Kitchen Utensil Amnesty

UK Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's failed anti-knife campaign has spurred plans for a fresh and innovative anti-stabbing fork and spoon amnesty to start in January.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Condo-Sleezza Urges First Strike Option

US Vampire of State Condo-sleezza Rice visits New Delhi to deliver condolences for the Mumbai false flag terrorist attacks last week, urging India to achieve regional supremacy by nuking Pakistan.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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Woolworth's Stock Crisis

Started opening my new Woolworth's advent calendar windows on December 1st. All that shows up so far are daily stock price falls and unemployment notices.

written by Rusty, 06 December 2008
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UN merges India, Pakistan

The United Nations has decided to merge India and Pakistan after the recent terror attacks in Mumbai. The world body felt all problems between the two nations would be solved immediately.

written by Danto, 06 December 2008
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The Colorado River Needs Water

If it doesn't rain soon, the Colorado River will become the Colorado Ditch.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 December 2008
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Exxon-Mobil: Hey The James Boys Had Guns

Exxon-Mobil is poised to make $44 billion for 2008. Now that gas has fallen below $2, I wonder how long it will be before they start crying about wanting a 'bailout.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 December 2008
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The Cinderella Syndrome

Gunmen in drag rob $108 million in jewelry from the Harry Winston Boutique in Paris. One thief dropped a high heel. Police are searching for a man dressed as a woman wearing one size 14 high heel.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 December 2008
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