Spoof news snippets from Sunday 31 August 2008
Harry goes to Bollywood
Munish Purii, of Mirchi Movies, who made Hari Putar said: "Our film bears no resemblance to the Hollywood film Harry Potter and it is a completely different story. It is about a boy at Genie School"
Men leave Australia in flocks
Australian men are leaving Australia it has been revealed. Women are relieved, but beer manufacturers are facing a severe downturn in output. The blame has been put down to a lack of sheep.
Darling predicts grim financial future
Ex-Rocket Scientist and present Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling predicts a global recession.
John McCain Changes Mind about Nomination of Sarah Palin
He thinks she might be related to Michael Palin and declared, "I want none of that Monty Python nonsense in my campaign."