Spoof news snippets from Friday 29 August 2008
McCain Picks Palin for VP
Confesses he thought he was hiring a hooker. Apparently misdialed.
Duchovny in rehab
David Duchovny famed actor from the X files was admitted into rehab after admitting a sexual addiction to aliens and alien space ships
John Edwards Whines
John Edwards was complaining that he, too, like Obama, is an "Agent of Change," as he removed the poo-poo diaper of his new baby and put on a clean one.