Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 27 August 2008
Convicted for converting!
Grant Wilkinson has been found guilty of converting replica guns into live firing weapons.
Meanwhile, God Almighty has been found guilty of converting Muslims into Christians.
Jimmy Page loses G-string in Bird's nest
Former Led Zeppelin guitarist, Jimmy Page has lost his G-string. He believes he last had it at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics and could have left it on the back seat of a London bus
Bomb Sniffing Dogs Alert to William Ayers at DNC!
The Weatherman Underground founder, professor and confidant of Barack Obama failed an ammonia nitrate scan at a DNC checkpoint. A test traced the chemical to his shorts. Ayers said they weren't his.
Why Bill Cried
At the DNC, Bill Clinton wasn't crying because of pride in Hillary's great speech. It was because John Edwards stole his date.