Spoof news snippets from Monday 25 August 2008
Lack of Tables?
According to Jamie Oliver, "80% of Britons don't sit around the table for dinner". Could the reason for this be a lack of tables? or is it that they already have breakfast, tea and supper around it
Soweto food more diverse than UK claims Oliver
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver claims that the food in the slums of Soweto is more diverse than in the UK. "There are no fat people there and none of them have a telly." he said.
Oliver rants on size of people's TVs
Mockney celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has complained that many people in the UK have bigger TVs than his. That maybe the reasoon people can't afford good food? Or is it jealousy?
Jamie Oliver complains over UK's poor cuisine
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has criticised the UK for its poor cuisine and alcohol culture. He claims the poor cuisine is NOT his fault as people would rather get drunk than watch him prepare a meal.
Olympics finished now in China
So, we don't have to see all those Chinese people now unless we need some egg rolls, our laundry done or watch a Bruce Lee movie.
Joe Namath, 65, May Come out of Retirement
He's commented, "Favre has done it, Strahan's considering it. Why not me?"
Online Beauty Contest for Nuns To Run on an Italian Priest's Blog
Whoopi Goldberg, star of Sister Act, plans to enter contest and will plead for votes on "The View."
Face Transplant Surgeries Considered Successful
An elated John McCain is hoping to replace his face with a black one before the November election.