Spoof news snippets from Sunday 24 August 2008
Sex Is Best For Children
The results of a Government study out today, claim that having sex is the best way of conceiving children.
Beijing Olympics End On High Note
Yes, it's on to London 2012 now, as the 2008 Beijing Olympics ended on a high note today - a G10 sung by Brazilian Discus-thrower Georgia Brown.
Two b's or not
Obama and Biden deny their priority will be to try forming an imperfect anagram of Osama Bin Laden by employing someone called Sal N. 'One B is enough' says Barack.
John Edwards at the Democratic Convention?
The Democratic National Convention was still going to have John Edwards come and give a rip-roaring speech this Monday. He regretfully declined. That's his night to take care of the baby.
Why Won't She Just Go Away?
No, not Hillary Clinton, but Tropical Storm Fay, which has made four landfalls in Florida.