Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 19 August 2008
Harrison Ford at Center of Cyborg Sex Scandal
The actor's wife filed for divorce after discovering he was involved in a Cyborg ménage a trois that began during the filming of Blade Runner. Mr. Ford's publicist, meanwhile, denies the allegation.
Mookey Downs Weds Kym Sowooden
Mr. Downs, who won Oscar for his role as "Oak Tree" in the 1973 hit Chop 'Er Down! recently married longtime friendgirl Kym Sowooden in a lavish & private ceremony attended by a dozen stuffed animals.
Modern Miracle: Medicine, Meteorology Merge
Medical doctors and climate experts have joined forces and plan to air-drop thousands of antidepressants into the core of Tropical Storm Fay in hopes of bringing her disturbing nature under control.
Chris Hoy's Dad To Go On A Diet
More fantastic news in the Olympic Velodrome today as Great Britain win two more gold medals and a silver, and Chris Hoy's overweight Dad promises to go on a diet.
2008 Vice Presidential Running Mates Announced
World shocked as presidential candidates pick each other. Planners scurry to combine conventions. Voters no much worse off than before. America, as always...doomed.