Spoof news snippets from Monday 18 August 2008
Doctors Finally Determine What Causes Rosie O'Donnell's Mood Swings and Fits of Rage
The comedian is to begin immediate treatment for an advanced case of Mad Cow Disease.
If designer babies are here, why is no one ordering "mute?"
Musharraff to resign
His cousin whoahtheresharaff is expected to take the reigns.
Phelps loses medals
The International Olympic Committee, today striped Michael Phelps, of all his medals, DNA test have revealed he is not human, but a fish in disguise.