Spoof news snippets from Sunday 17 August 2008
Spoof redesign causing epileptic seizures
Mark Lowton, owner and editor of TheSpoof.com, discovered today that the redesigned web site caused violent epileptic seizures in 80% of it's viewers.
"I'll fix that", Mark promised.
Olympics in Tibet for 2018
The 2018 Winter Olympics will be held in Tibet. The Dalai Lama is expected to carry the torch into a new stadium built for the event. Unless he's dead by then.
Al Gore Says No to VP for Obama
Al Gore declined Barack Obama's offer to be VP candidate. "Been there, done that," he said. Gore remains focused on global warming, and will keep blowing hot air about it.
Owners of Bigfoot Corpse Sign Marketing Contract with Reebok
"Customers need to know that our footwear comes in all sizes," says a Reebok spokesperson.
Barfing passenger refuses to purchase airsickness bag
Seat mates treat him to one.