Spoof news snippets from Saturday 16 August 2008
Bush outrage at Georgia
'I hear all the fighting has stopped people getting the midnight train. It is unbecredible' said the former alcoholic.
Russia has announced that its military forces will remain in Georgia "until the Bigfoot threat is eliminated".
I'm gonna go down on you and you'll love it!
But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it then I'm gonna come back and f*ck you big time.
Luv Petrol Prices!
Corrie Star Cancels Wedding
Bev Callard who plays Liz Macdonald in the soap has called off her big day. Good news for her current partner then as she already married mis-fit 'Vernon' this year, and she cheated on him twice!