Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 8 April 2008
Olympic Relay Bearer Torches Protesters
An Asian-American martial arts sensei, running part of the Olympic Torch relay lost her temper, attacked about 25 anti-China protesters who had blocked the street, and beat the crap out of them while setting several on fire among the group.
National Geographic To Feature Sex of The Celebs
National Geographic featured bare-breasted Pacific Islanders over 70 years ago. Now, the mag is taking the next big step: girls of the internet. New NG editor, Hugh Hefner, commented, "This is how real humans behave."
Ashley Alexandra Dupre Out of Work?
"It was all over before she knew it," said former NY governor Spitzer. "I told her to take the money and run. She refused, but I want her again. I'm checking now how much is left in my campaign chest. Hey, I just 'told them' I was cured!"