Spoof news snippets from Sunday 6 April 2008
'Bubba' Clinton Makes The Big Bucks Giving Speeches Globally
Bill 'Bubba' Clinton garnered $52 million in the last 7 years from giving speeches in front of the enthralled. However, Monica Lewinsky said, "Hey, I paid Bill nothing and still got quite a mouthful...I guess, more than one time!"
Putin Not Pleased with President Bush's Last Meeting
President Vladimir Putin of Russia had a final face-to-face with President Bush, before 'Bushy' leaves office in January, 2009. Said, Putin, "What was point? All he talk about was 9-11 and some goat. U.S. people elected this shmuck?"