Spoof news snippets from Friday 4 April 2008
A bloke called harold went camping today
He became the first man in 50 years called Harold to go camping without being aided by an Irish nun. Experts say this won't last as there's expected to be a herd of unaided Herberts to swarm the Yorkshire Dales by mid November.
Non-Inspected Boeing 737s Cause Panic
Southwest Airlines has grounded 125 737s, for violations of safety-inspection protocols. The tipoff occurred when all passengers on 57 consecutive flights spit up their peanuts. Said flight attendant, Bisby Mung, "It looked like baby caca all over the place!"