Spoof news snippets from Saturday 26 April 2008
Female Wild African Ass Not That Rare?
After reports of the birth of a female Wild African Ass in St. Louis, Missouri, USA, apparently a vanishing species, many women called TV stations to complain, saying that, just as in the U.S., there's plenty of wild ass to go around in the Dark Continent.
Mail Prank In Portland, Oregon, USA Tricks Parents
A bogus letter from Portland's school district advises parents to allow student sex and alcohol in their homes on prom night. Enraged, the parents finally admitted jealousy, remembering the steamy car sex and booze when they themselves graduated!