Spoof news snippets from Thursday 24 April 2008
Obama seeks change - Taxi Driver 'not have any singles'
'No fair..I no have change for twenty.' said the Washington cabbie 'He a cheapskate' continued the irate Chinese driver. Obama was reported to have been bitter.
John McCain is so old...
I don't mean to say that John McCain is old but he remembers when the Middle East was called Central Pangea.
Lets see…Mike Huckabee believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Heck, John McCain is older than that. Not only did John McCain stay at the Hanoi Hilton he also once stayed at the Pangea Holiday Inn the day before he invented fire.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!