Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 23 April 2008
Language Flub Brings Mao Picture to Chinese President!
A Chinese-English accent recently resulted in an embarrassing mixup. The Chinese Pres received a framed photo of Chairman Mao for the Beijing Olympics, a confusion with the 'Flame.' It had come from the Embassy in Washington and expressed to Beijing!
Poll: American Men Prefer Briefs to Boxers
In a poll of over 30,000 men, it was revealed that they prefer the tight fit of briefs over loose and 'non-masculine' boxer shorts by 30:1. Important factors: a he-man feel and better dates, because of a preview of the goods! Guys, boxer shorts are out!
Obama to Box when Preparing for Next Primaries
For the upcoming May 6 Indiana and North Carolina primaries, Obama means business. He's going one on one with a sparring partner for an hour a day for the next 2 weeks. "I'll throw Hillary a few hard punches next time! Screw Pennsylvania!"
Laura and Jenna Bush Release Children's Book
The U.S. First Lady and daughter have just released a kid's book, 'Read All About It,' aimed at 4-8 year olds. The White House copy quickly disappeared and was read by Mr. Bush, who proudly claims, "'The Pet Goat' is intellectually superior."
South Carolina Trying To Pass Bizarre New Marriage Law!
People who seduce married people could be sued by jilted spouses under a bizarre law that has won approval from SC lawyers. The Southeast has once again expressed its dominance in the IQ department and its understanding of a dying economy! Resting OK, Mr. Lincoln?