Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 22 April 2008
McCartney To Marry A Third Time!
Almost 65, Sir Paul McCartney, has dumped his second wife Heather Mills, costing him $50 million of his $1.5 billion. She was even chastised by the court as a gold digger. Paul will marry an Oxford Professor of 'Pop Culture,' 30 years younger, while Mills goes at U.S. TV.
European directive No. PI55
In order to meet the conditions for creating a Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom must be made aware that the phrase, 'Spending a Penny,' is not to be used after 31st December 2008. From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.