Spoof news snippets from Monday 21 April 2008
University Has Intruder Rifle Installed
In a controversial and hush hush move, Sam Wawwoo University have issued an automated Intruder-Recognition Rifle in its Biology Lecture Hall. Said school President, Dr. Finchley Obi Amos, "Anyone pointing a gun in there will quickly become Swiss cheese!"
Einstein Black Book Reveals Trysts With Students
The Nobel Prize winning physicist's 'hidden' black book was found deep inside an old desk last week at Princeton. Known as a womanizer, his notes disclose dalliances with 37 female undergrads. On the last page is scrawled the German word, 'testosteron'!
McCain Jealous Over Democrat Infighting
A tearful John McCain told his top strategist, Charles Black, today that it's 'unfair' that Hillary and Obama are getting all the news coverage. He reassured him, saying: "Johnny Boy, the biggie's coming! Johnny will be on TV everyday, too!" McCain then let out a huge grin.
Danica Patrick wins race
Danica Patrick put her recent win down to doing her make-up before she got into the car and not having to park