Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 2 April 2008
Research Shows Octopuses Flirt and Hold Hands. . . .
....and hands and hands.
written by Gail Farrelly, 02 April 2008
Spitzer: "I didn't ejaculate."
Elliot Spitzer claimed in an interview today that while he did achieve coitus with hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre, he did not orgasm in her presence.
written by Wictinian, 02 April 2008