Spoof news snippets from Thursday 17 April 2008
Hicks Hates Scousers!
Liverpool co-owner Tom Hicks has shown his disdain for the scouse race in a sensational outburst "they talk funny, they steal everything and none of them work they're scum!" George Gillet again refused to support his partner by adding "I've never met any"
Obama Now Claims He's Elitist
After earning $4.2 million in 2007, $3.9 million alone from sale of two Obama books, the lead Demo candidate now proudly claims elitism. "Hey, I earned some big bucks and I made the 'club.' Tough, if you didn't bro! Write your own book...sure...like it's going to sell!"
"Elitist" Causes Donation of Dictionaries To Big 3
The Scrabble game people have donated 'The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 4th ed., to Obama, Hillary, and McCain. "We reject a candidate, who doesn't understand the words elitist, racist, black, white, delegate, convention, election, and constitution."
Pope Decides to Cut U.S. Visit Short!
Pope Benedict XVI arrived in the US to meet with GW Bush. After 30 minutes, however, an advisor said, "We must leave Holy Pontiff. Gas for Popemobile and Blessed, Bacteria-Free Holy Water priced too high!"