Spoof news snippets from Friday 11 April 2008
Max Mosely To Star In New Porn Movie
Max Mosely, soon to be former FIA President, is to star in the upcoming porn flick "Ze Punishment". It is being billed as a cross between 'Allo Allo' and 'Deep Throat'. Mosely says he hopes the movie 'will whip up a storm'!
Adolf Hitler has been found alive in a Sidcup bedsit but cannot be deported, officials have admitted. The High Court will scupper moves to send Mr Hitler home.
Livingstone: Mayor admits drink problem and resigns
Ken Livingstone has conceeded defeat to his rival Boris Johnson in the election for London Mayor He apparently wept at a news conference and said: 'I'm a corrupt drunk and I have failed this city.'