Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 1 April 2008
Billy Mades, Annoying TV Barker, Loses Voice
In a freak accident, where fatboy barker, Billy Mades, was showing how safe it was to even drink "Banzai Sludge Away" drain opener, he permanently lost his voice. The wrong product had been placed on the set. It was eerie watching him curse M-F all night from his hospital bed, but, in total silence.