Spoof news snippets from Saturday 29 September 2007
International Snake-Handling Convention Goes Terribly Wrong
Surveying the room full of corpses and poisonous vipers, NYC detective Ray Broward said, "Who's gonna vote for Giuliani now?"
Self-Castrated Man on the Prowl
Said the man, "Let's see those girls at the office kick me in the nuts when I hit on them now!" Nearby female co-workers wretched in disbelief.