Spoof news snippets from Thursday 27 September 2007
Another Medical Condition Named after Gordon Brown
Slack-jawed people will in future be suffering from 'Brown's Syndrome' after the condition was named in his honour of the Prime Minister. He also lends his name to 'Unashamed Liar' Syndrome.
'Crap News' reports that Brian Blessed had eaten his way down from Mt Everest and is now eating Loose Women. Will no one release us from this accursed man?!
"St-st-st-st-stammering's a s-s-s-s-serious problem", director of British Stammering Association says
The director of the British Stammering Association, in a 2-hour interview, told our reporter that stammering is a serious problem.
Senator Larry Craig Unresigns
Confessed, then pleaded unguilty after conviction. Bush may now decide 'Mission Unaccomplished' and unstay the course in Iraq to uninvade if unrealities continue.