Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 26 September 2007
Hazel Blears may be a keen motor cyclist, and she does look groovy in her leathers, but having her hair in the shape of a helmet doesn't quite work. Just try greasing it back, Haze.
Pictured girl isn't Maddie but pictured man IS Lord Lucan.
Hazel's Little Secret
Hazel Blears has got a little secret. She's not going to tell anyone what it is but just watch her face. What can it be, it certainly amuses her?