Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 25 September 2007
Brian Blessed admitts his beard is fake.
Wonders why everyone hates him so much. "I'm brilliant", he insists.
I fell getting off my high horse. Who can I sue?
Man shot through head; in hospital in satisfactory condition
"Wow! Now THERE'S a guy who's easy to please!" say amazed doctors.
Fly-type Thingie Accompanying Many Spoof Stories Is Subject of Speculation
Some think it's a plain old bug; others argue it's Elton John hiding behind a pair of sunglasses.