Spoof news snippets from Monday 24 September 2007
PM Gordon Brown: 'I'm a Convicted Politician'
One-eyed ogre Gordon Brown made a sensational confession at the Labour Party Conference - revealing he has a long list of convictions running back to 1979. The PM added: 'I'm not the leader of Britain. I'm a very naughty boy.'
Robert Blake, Following O.J. Again, To Release New Book
The book is titled: "I Ain't Sayin' I Done Nuthin, But If I'da Done Sumthin', Dis Is Hows I'da Done It."